David John has a very unique style of drawing people that I have been wanting to to preserve. I find that I really enjoy looking back at the drawings from the other boys that I've posted in the past. So, when David John announced, "Mommy I am going to draw you!" I was delighted. Surely, this would be the perfect opportunity to scan in the picture and post it on my blog. Before I show the picture, let me try to describe how David John draws his people so you will be able to tell what is what.
David John never draws a circumscribed head. He starts with two big eyes, hair (if you're lucky) and then draws a straight line underneath the eyes for a mouth. The arms are sometimes impossible to see because they protrude directly out of either side of the mouth and sometimes look like just one continuous line. The legs, likewise, grow directly downward out of the mouth. Can you picture it? I labeled the first drawing in case you can't quite envision it.
So, this is the drawing he proudly brought to me:
"Look, Mommy! I drew you! You are a monster with four legs and one arm!"
Lovely. I guess that must be my monster friend just behind me.
"Thank you, David John. Do you think you could draw a picture of Mommy when I am not a monster?"
"Okay."
A few minutes later he came back with this one:
"Here Mommy. You are big and fat and mean and angry!"
"Wow. Another great drawing! Can you draw one more where I am not a monster or big and fat and mean and angry?"
"*sigh* Okay, Mommy."
Finally, he brought me this picture:
"Look, Mommy, you are not a monster and you are not fat and not angry..."
"Oh, thank you David John! It's just right."
"...but that monster with four legs and the one with just eyes are going to eat you."
How does one respond to that?
My children so often leave me speechless.