Quotable Quotes

Gabriel: Mom, that's a lot of groceries.

Me: Yep. You guys eat a lot.

Gabriel: Yeah. I eat a lot and I drink a lot. It means.... I'm pregnant.

Elijah (referring to the baby in my tummy): Is he awake in there?

Me: Yes he is, he's wiggling around.

Elijah (holding a toy truck): I want to give him this truck. (He moves as if to put the truck down my shirt.)

Me: No, we can't do that.

Elijah: Why? The baby will eat it?

Me: No, there is just no way to get it inside where the baby is.

Elijah (thinking): Why don't you eat it?

Me: laughing too hard to respond

Gabriel (in response to me nagging him about picking up his toys): Mom, you are making me crazy!

Me: The feeling is mutual.

Gabriel: Yeah, the feeling is cereal!

Elijah (crying): Mom! Gabe take my truck!

Me (busy in kitchen): Just a second, I think you're okay.

Elijah: I am not okay! Gabe take my truck I said!

Gabriel (referring to the woman in the pew in front of us at church): Mom, that is a lot of hair. That it is a big head. Mom, I can't see.

Elijah: Mom, you okay?

Me: I'm okay. I'm just not feeling good today. My tummy hurts.

Elijah: Oh. Do I smell bad?

Gabriel (in response to Elijah refuting something Gabe said): Well, my name is Gabriel and I start with “G” so yes it is.

Elijah: P P P P P P Y spells puppy.