My downstairs bathroom has issues. It's always a risk to use that bathroom anyway since it the bathroom used and abused by the boys. Last week I foolishly decided to use the downstairs toilet instead of hiking upstairs to my own bathroom. I almost screamed when I lifted the lid because a sodden Buzz Lightyear doll along with two plush puppies came flying out. That's just not what you expect to happen. David John apparently decided that several of his brothers' stuffed toys wanted to go swimming. I may never be able to watch Toy Story again without having nightmares about Buzz's evil twin that lurks in my plumbing.
Surprisingly, this is not my main problem with that bathroom. No, the main problem is that the sink is leaking copious amounts of water and the tub and shower are also developing a nasty drip. My water bill is not happy about this arrangement and I've been dealing with this problem for over a month now without it being fixed. So, I did what any rational person would do when faced with a frustrating problem- I wrote a song about it to the tune of "Gilligan's Island". Here is a link to the
Gilligan's Island theme song on You Tube so you can sing along.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful drip
And what's been done to stop the leak
That would be nada- zip
Our landlord is the nicest kind of guy
But he's been out of town
Vacationing in Michigan
No cell towers around- No cell towers around
By the time we talked about the sink
The drip was a mighty stream
The whole sink would have to be replaced
It was a plumber's dream- It was a plumber's dream
Our plumber, Paul said he would come on Thursday in the e'en
Before Gabriel
Elijah too
The two-year-old David John
Li'l Benjamin
And of course Sarah Jean
All left to drive to Fairborn
Of course the plumber didn't come
And wouldn't for a long, long time
'Cause even when we got back home
We had to wait in line
Each day there was some new excuse
A different emergency
“There's a toilet falling through a roof!
I'll be in tomorrow, maybe.”
In two weeks (at last!) he finally came
But the job still isn't done
The main shut-off valve is broken
And it's the only one
So join us here each week my friends
As we wait for the city crew
To turn off the water to the street
Then we'll get a sink that's new