Benjamin vs. Sand

Ooh, what's this?
Check it out, it sticks to my hand!
I must put it in my mouth to determine its level of awesomeness.
Blech! Not awesome! What foul trickery is this?
Systems failing... falling over...
That was a close one. Am I glad I can roll over now! Hey, what's this stuff? It seems familiar. Maybe I should taste it...